Sunday, September 23, 2018

The children of Israel in the desert

 this morning I had a chocolate donut. I should have taken a picture of it. It was a plain donut with chocolate on it with butterscotch syrup drizzled on. Then there were white and brown little tiny chocolate kisses. It was delicious it was fantastic it was fresh.
 If the children of Israel had had those donuts everyday in the desert they would have never complained one time. They would have followed God around like little puppies with their tails wagging. He could have said stay out here in the desert for ever and they would have been just as happy as could be.

Just in case you were wondering.

Oh, there were just a very few coconut sheds on there. It was straight from heaven.

AND it was the price of a regular donut!

Sunday, September 2, 2018





The very serious pine tree



Poorly implemented side walk





Spoon hit by lawn mower


My advice on drinking, alcohol

Generally I drink alone or with someone else. I drink beer wine or liquor. My wine of choice is red. My beer of choice is dark. My liquor of choice is vodka.
 
Drink sparingly. If you want to get a slight Buzz drink on an empty stomach. Otherwise drink with meals. Only drink to excess on rare occasions never at weddings or parties.

This seems like pretty good advice.

Only the bestest


Only the best


Yeah but

What does the horn sound like?


Jaguar


Car


Pouncing Jag